Let me tell you a story;
Once upon a time, a melancholy lady decides to kill herself because she failed her freaking CL oral and that freaking fking old hag told her she wouldn't pass in O level with her standard like that.
But she decided that killing herself for this is totally worthless. She came up with a better idea, which will improve her Cl as well as make her life happier. WAHAHAHAHAHA.
The end. I will let you know what's the moral of this story once i know it. Ha!
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Okokok, i'm almost dead. I've never worked so hard in my life, EVER!
Like during the N level era, getting distinction was as easy as 123. Now i dont even get a distinction, i still failed the 2 most important subject. GOD BLESS ME, OR SOMEONE JUST KILL ME, TOTALLY!
I mean, i failed my maths, as expected. But i thought i could at least managed 2 or 3 points below the scale. Damn, i was proven wrong by that smelly yellow rambuTAN!
He gave me that i-dont-know-how-to-help-you-anymore-you-just-have-to-work-harder face.
I should've placed a big hairy spider into his yellow bag and sacred his balls away from him!
Another atrocious, somehow shocking(i'm still traumatised) results was my EL paper. I failed. Like WTF + FTW. Somehow i feel like putting all the blame on my teacher for my deteriorating results. She used to be so caring, loving and nice. Now she became so demanding, mean and unreasonable.
The first thing she used to said to me everytime when i didnt get distinction was; Work harder, i believe in you. Let's work together alright?
And this time, she sat down, stared right at my face and asked; WHY?
I.DON'T.KNOW.WHY.
I would be God if only i knew.
So i've worked out new resolution for the year 2009. I hope no more catastrophe will come along and make my year awful.
Come on, let's pray for a beautiful 2009 ahead people! I think i sound like the PM addressing to the singaporeans. HAHA!
Ok, let's drop the subject.
Let's make our life merrier from this moment. I dont know how yet, but i'll let you know if i ever come up with a way. HA!
Anyway, appreciations to friends who've assist me along the way.
Thanks prawn! For the never ending lecture for my countless mathematical errors. HAHA!
And my recess buddies for always sharing laughter from the minute we started talking to walking up auditorium and continue craps again.
Most unforgettable: Shiwei. Her xiaobai TU. *inside joke. HAHA!
Gotta go. Check out my facebook. I won Kangqi. Give me 5!
HAHAHA. Next nemesis: My bloddy boyfriend who thinks i'm ultra hot.
Goodbye world.
The next time you see me talking about school assignments, you'll see me showing off my 3A's for mid-year. :D
Replies to tags;
Ignatius- You dont have to say that to yourself. HA!
Rebecca- We'll stop this when you agree with me that the author made a HUGE mistake by letting Bella and Edward be together. HAHA. Thanks la, such a nice daughter. Increase your allowance this week ok.
Shiqi- Is it? Ok, its just like I tell you something, you tell Reb, den Reb tell Shiwei, Shiwei tell Jervis, Jervis tell Kass... Understood?
Shiwei- You blind ah? Cannot see today got Ignatius and Shiqi also meh? Step one kind come tag
only. HAHA. Kidding la.
Cause we belong together now, forever united here somehow.
You got a piece of me.
And honestly, My life would suck without you.
