Are you afraid of th dark?

Note to self:

• Sleep before 12mn today, for safety reasons.

i dont wanna die before i can start th best years of my life.
HAHA.

I know.
How a girl like me can seriously believe all tht mystical nonsense is beyond you right?
HAHA.
Because, your truly had experience it before, i dont wanna see/feel it anymore for th rest of my life!

Ok, most of you probably know th Chinese's 7th month is nearing.
Less than 24hrs.

Th gate of hell will open&hungry ghost will roam around us, even our homes.
Sounds scary enough?

If not, imagine for 1 entire month you'll have to be extra careful.
Because offending them is BIG deal.
Whether you beleive it, better be safe than sorry.
Are you getting gossebumps alr? HAHA.




Okay, drop th subject.
Anyway, i'm having floor ball competition on Sat!
Let's hope everyone dont play violent. Cause 4/3 doesnt like violence, seriously.
But you can try, if you dont wanna live to see th sun.
HAHA.

Prelim is excatly 1 week away.
I've studied Chemistry, Physics, Social Studies&History so far.
Planning to fail maths, agitate Mr Tham(thumb, HAHA) so he could be more serious in teaching me math.
He's so lame tht even giving him a walking stick wont help.

Jian Liang asked him; Cher, th mock paper hard anot ah?
Mr Tham: No, th paper is very soft.
-.-


For english, as long as thr's Ms Seah by my side, i dont think getting an A is difficult.
Sound abit haolian. HAHA.


I'll try for Chinese, even tho i suck at it.
I can communicate in Chinese, but reading&writing is th real killer.
I'll lie to myself&say; I'm a pro in Chinese.
You know, they say its all with th mindset. HAHA.


Dont mention accounts. Cause i wont turn up for th paper.
&Mdm Asmidah told me today; I assume you wont be turning up for my paper for prelim&levels?
Absolutely right!

Anyway, dont talk abt studies anymore.



Important note:
Statement stated below are not true, am forced to publish it.
But being a good friend, i will lie. But its quite depressing how she will be deceiving herself. But, forget it...

SO, Shiwei rocks.



Anyway.
Pictures from once upon a time. HAHA.


Jonathan's masterpiece! Super nice&cute.




MOF with Qi on Sat. Divine.


MOF with twins&Shiwei on sun.
Divine x 2.


Th twins ordered same type but diff flavour.
Just like them, similar but yet really diff. HAHA.



My face&two sexy bodies, which is nicer?
Answer is obvious. I'm nicer. HAHA!



We're seriously not making anyone excited.
Except Kangqi, she likes to make Jonathan excited.
HAHA! Inside joke.



Coolest thing living.
Not th guy beside me, but me.
HAHA!



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Interview day:


I should've worn spec on tht day.
Make me look smart&more educated.
So chances of me getting employed is higher. HAHA.



Yiqian&me.
She's a Delifrance manager.
=)





Shiwei&Me. You should've seen her in skirts&HEELS.
I believe miracles do happens. HAHA.




Freshly imported fish from Indonesia. HAHA.
She's Siew YU(fish in chinese, get it?).
My parthner who's cleverer than me.
Cause she do math. -.-



Me&Rebeccaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
We love Lego tree! HAHAHA.



Me&Kangqi.
Dont tell me my cheeks look fat here due to excessive talking.
I'll chase you around&chop you into pieces.





Me&Prawn. Also freshly imported from Indonesia.
I'm also wondering why it didnt gone bad cause prawn should be dead cause they've short life span.
15yrs alr but prawn's still living.

Replies to tag;

Kaiying- Are you sure? Dont bluff la. BIG FAT LIAR!
HAHA. Just kidding!
Cancel th trip. I'm gg to th movies.

Isabella- Hey, at least my boyfriend talks to me.
He wished me good night ok. Not making you jealous.
(but actually am.)

Joyce- No prob! ASAP. :D

Shiwei- If tht's called style den you're style sucks. HAHA.
Hypocrite! Dont shift your table beside me anymore.

Kass- Just kidding, chill. HAHA.

Gillian- ASAP okay? HAHA. My blog says; It love you too, but loves me more.
HAHA.

Elated is the word.

I SAW MY BOYFRIEND ON TV, again.
HAHA.


Interview over! Phew, not as scary as i thot.
I was afraid tht i couldnt answer th questions.

Like, what position you are applying as?
I said: Manager.
I should have said: I want to be your boss.
HAHA.

And when they ask: Wht makes you unique from others?
I replied: I can work flexible hours&work OT.
I should have said: I'm unique cause im going to be your boss.
HAHA.


Stress from school is damaging my brain cells, they're not very active now.
I cant think as much as last time.


Some idiots/bastards stole my dad's equipment from his car.
Curse whoever did it.
May you choke when you eat, fall when you walk&die when you sleep.
HAHA.


Seriously, i need a check up.
Psychologically unstable. Might go crazy&kill myself.
Or even burn down th whole of Unity secondary school.
HAHA.


I'm not myself today.
7 people said this to me.
Jasmine, King Ngee, Cui Tian, ShiWei, Bro, Dad&BFF.
Thanks for your comment, i think so too.

Great mind thinks alike. YEAH.
-.-


I know i promised pictures, but i'm not myself today.
I'm beat! Next time!
I shall go catch up with my boyfriend now.
He's in crisis. I hope he wont despair cause hope is on its way!
:D


Bye world.

Replies to tag;

Isabella- Sorry, HAHA. Your boyfriend rocks ok?

GQ- Ya. Haha.

Kaiying- Dont bluff! HAHA.

OVERJOY-ed

I love fridays!
I know everyone does, cause its th last day of weekday!
YEAH. HAHA.

Friday. as usual, swimming!
HAHA.

Played a round of volleyball before asking YiQian to acc me play badminton.
3 shuttlecocks(?) flew up to th roof, which was two storey high.


Your truly attempted to retrieve it, in a highly dangerously yet challenging way.
Apparently i failed, &almost got into trouble with th security guard.
But luckily th security guard was dumb enough to be fooled by us.
I thot i could be heroine for th day! HAHA.


Wanted to play pool at JEC after swimming, but we dropped th idea&indulge in good food instead.


Met Zhijie&went to find my bro.
Played volleyball, again until 12mn den Kaiying&KangQi went home.


Went to yewtee with th guys&slacked awhile before heading home with bro.



Saturday, not so fun but i spent quality time with my BFF.
Went to library to borrow some books, den decided to pamper ourselves, so headed to MOF to have multiple scoops of ice cream.
HAHA.
Sweet ice cream with sweet person. LOL.


Went home&saw Kangqi with her DEAR BOYS.
Happy opening your presents, HAHA.


Met Rebecca&Shiwei at Yewtee&slacked ard.

Had supper at woodlands S-11. Delicious black pepper crab which numb Shiwei's taste bud.
HAHA.


Today, Sunday.

SUN-day, add sunshine to my day.
Lame, whatever. -.-


Went out with twins&Shiwei to get formal clothes for interview tml.
Oh mannn, i'm feeling th butterflies alr.


Din spent a bomb on it, but was definitely not happy, for no apparent reasons.
Just thot tht i shouldnt spent my money on this, should save up for something more useful.
I'm thinking like an adult now.
Oh mann, what if i proceed form adolescence straight to menopause?

No way, its depressing! My brain cells are definitely over-working.
Stop thinking so much Elaine!
HAHA.


Well, hope for th best for tml's interview.
Photos will be uploaded nxt time.

Replies to tag;

Kass- So, in conclusion, you din shave! EEEEEWWWWW.
Gross, turns me off. HAHA.

Kangqi- Yeah! So kua zhang! HAHA.

Isabella- HUH?

Kaiying- Well, tht's because you're in it! Waahahaha.

GQ- Thank you x 10000000. You're th best.
Let's take it nxt time.

Jer- Ya, you also missed out th fun this time.
AWW, nvm. Thr's always a nxt time. :D

Shiwei- Relax, no spamming. LOL!

Rebecca- Ok la, santa claus. You gave me sweets, i'll be nice.

Jelly- Linked!

Dang dang dang.

What's with th title? Haha.

I'm blogging! OMG. Using this super duper nice guy's lappie.
He's not really tht nice, cause if he finds out i'm using his lappie, i wont live to see th sun.
Mr Nice guy, can you dont kill me when you see this? I said you're nice!
I LOVE YOU. Haha. Lame, whatever.


This week is ok, i still managed to breathe thru th whole week. LOL.
Ms Koh is really stressing me.

Every lesson = source based questions.
Every Wed = Essays.
Once you made a mistake = ITE.


Well, i'm getting pissed off alr. Every mistake, no matter what, even if its only 1mark to pass, she'll tell you ITE.


I'm not saying ITE is bad, just tht i'm taking this route whr i have th chance to take O level, why not work hard? I think everyone thinks th same right? Who would want to give up now&go ITE instead?


Of course, if we din make it den ITE is th only choice and for guys, they can go NS alr.
Argh. I'm planning to get 4pts. Haha!
Let's see how prelims turn out.
13 more days.


I'm going swimming later! YEAH!
I'll see if kaiying is in agony today. LOL.


I rmb i have something interesting to blog abt.
Haha, forget it.


Anw, this month's issue of FHM is Germaine! Haha.
She's on th cover. She's so skinny alr.
But, i believe its photoshop. Haha~



I'll reply tags later on.
I'm going to prepare now.
Bye! :D


ps: As usual, leave your links if you want me to link you back, and those i've linked today is those who viewed my blog for this week.

I love healthy lifestyle.

Okay, i was late. I suck.
I know i promised to blog at 3, but i fell asleep&woke up at 6.
Sorry ok?



Anw, i was having fun for many many days with many many girls!

First.

I played/practiced floor ball with my extremely sweet classmates.
Every week, i have to go down to th dirty drain to retrieve th ball because some of us hit th ball hard&it just rolled into th drain.


I was th one retrieving th ball because i'm th smallest girl tht dared to go down tht dirty drain.
Its really scary, cause i came in contact with two spiders when i went down to help Kangqi take her hair clip. EEEWWW.
Haha.


We're having sports fest on Sat! Is it nxt sat or nxt nxt sat?
Argh whatever. Anw, i hope we'll emerge as th champ.
Cause class 4/3 rocks! LOL.


Second.

I played volleyball with pros.
Thus my hand looked swollen like a pig trotters. LOL.
Ya, i'm exaggerating. Haha.


And i played it for two consecutive days, tht explains my finger trembling whenever i'm trying to wear my contact lens.
I also got those goosebumps like thing. But only thing is tht, its super red.
I told Rebecca, who also suffer th same "disease" as me;

From far, ppl thot you din bath, so you got those ugly thing on your hand.
Then when they come closer to you to examine it, they'll run away, fearing tht they'll get infected with th contagious disease you have.


Its true! Haha. Scary yet funny&nice.
Nice as in it is fun&sometime th pain is very very shiok.
Haha!



Thirdly.


I went swimming! Yeah! Th last time i went swimming was sec1.
Haha.
It was so fun in water, they cant do th stunts i can! Wahahaha.
And i must let you guys know something:

I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim!
I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim!
I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim!
I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim!
I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim! I can swim!

Haha! Whatever. -.-

After swimming we went jacuzzi. Shiok shiok shiok.
After an hour, we wanted to wash up&go for dinner.
But ...
We tried sauna. Haha! All of us, somehow or another are losing weight in progress. LOL.

Left at 8plus to have our dinner.


All those oily carrot cake, hokkien mee, spicy noodles, milk tea&sweet bean curd make up to th weight we lost just now during swimming&sauna. LOL.



Lastly.

Rounding! Yeah. Haha. Cycled almost everywhere ard yewtee, for two consecutive days too.
Its was scary initially for some, cause it was really dark&reaching midnight. But i assured tht nothing will go wrong&we sang along songs from our phones.


Kaiying hates me. She tried to strangle me! Haha, inside joke.
LOL.


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School's really been hell for me. BUT, i promise i will blog when i've got th time ok? I wont leave my blog in th lurch. LOL.

Hmm, how about twice a week? I'll squeeze in time for tht ok!
Meanwhile, indulge in photos! :D




Look at Kaiying's face! Wahaha, she's in agony. LOL.




Tohtoh says: Elaine is th best person in th world cause on sat, i spent 1hr looking at th person i love.
Credits all to Elaine.
Haha.



One decent pic of Kaiying. LOL.
Yes, she's not in agony in this pic. Ha!




I'm a monster, no one wants to take pic with me. Argh.




Tohtoh says, Elaine rocks.



Rebecca, you owe me $2.5o for th usage of mt water.
Pay me $2.50 or you'll nvr get your swim wear back!
Wahahaha.



Kangqi! Whahaha, she trust me ok? She trust me!
She trust me to tie ribbon for her, OMG, she trust me!
You know how hard is it for me to find 1 ppl tht actually trust me?
She trust me! OMG.



ps: Kass din shave. LOL.
Inside joke again.


Lovely ladies! See how tall Kass&I are? LOL.




See my megawatt smile!
To achieve this smile, use Darlie all shiny white lime mint.
All you need is 14days!



I repeat, 14 days is all you need! LOL.




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In school, th guys really relieve all stress.
They can make us laugh, really.


Their recent craze - invincible chair



They actually lean their back on th wall, and support themselves using their legs, which is bent halfway.
Its really tirring for th leg.



My Fav teacher, who helped me pass my chinese has left th school!
I dont know what to do for my prelims&N level.
I'll fail my chinese. Oh mannnnn!




Bye bye Miss Teh, i love you!

Replies to tag;

Kass- Haha, ny pattern? LOL.

GQ- Thanks for your donut again. Sweeet. :D
Anw, haha, i cant stop laughing. I'm reminded of you in qi pao&make up.
Haha!

Kaiying- Ya. Dumb. LOL.

Isabella- No lor, th main point is he's cute ok, i dont care abt yours lahh. He's a giant xiao didi. LOL.

Jervis- Place your link, i'll link you.

Shiwei- Haha! My mother-in-law is not th main point. Its my husband tht's th main point! I wanna meet him. Acc me ok? Den you can see yours too. LOL.

ps: Leave your link when you tag, so i can relink you again.
I've linked some of you cause you read my blog today, i got it from nuffnang.

See you later

OMG. This week hits for my blog is only 89!

I'll blog later, at 3pm.
Going to have my lunch now. Bye!

ps: Next post is really interesting! :D

I SEE YOU..

You know what? 2nd post for th day.
Apparently, Isabella koh say my mother-in-law on tv.

She was super duper excited, i dont know why.
I, being th daughter-in-law, was not even a bit excited whereas ISABELLA KOH was super high&told me:
I saw your mother-in-law on tv! She so nervous.

Haha! Omg, i'm so thick skin.
She din even said i was her daughter-in-law, yet. LOL.


Digressing.
I've only completed two assignments! But they're not yet approved. D:
I'll be getting hell from Ms kom i guess, from not doing her test.


Anyway, i watched incredible tales with my mum&i told her i find a cast in it very very charming.
Den i found out, i have a thing for guys with thick eyebrows. Haha!
Serious, if ppl who knows me think back who i had a crush before, you'll realize it's freaking true!
Haha!

I'll walk by one day, shouting to th world:
I rocks!

Oh ya, i wrote on my table, 'i rock cause you sucks'
Ms seah saw it&asked: Is this your doing?
Me: Yeah, cool isnt it?
Ms Seah: Look like you still have a long way to maturity.

LOL!
Okay, end of post.
Will be back tml or wed i guess. :D
I'll be linking everyone soon!


ps: I've fell in love with a cartoon guy, whose mum appeared on tv just now. :D

Finally alive

Hey hey!
Feels so right touching th keyboard. Haha!

Ohh, i totally screwed my conversation with th examiners.
I crapped my way thru it. I was done before Patrick even practiced finish.

I saw Ms Seah after tht&i ran to her, telling her how i felt, what i said, how th examiner reacted at th speed of light. Haha, she somehow manged to get what i'm saying&smiled:
I think i'm expecting an A from you, Elaine.

Yes, better let it be an A. LOL.
Phew, English's down. Chinese's nxt.

Dont wish me luck for chinese. Its useless.
Bring me miracle. LOL.



Slacking, drinking with bro&collegue was fun.
Seeing everyone getting irritated by my bro&how they scolded him was hilarious!

Sha dropped with just 3 Bacardi&2 Hooch! Haha.
My bro is just another random ppl who knocks into th wall when he's drunk.


Adam slapped my bro, hard. Cause my bro irritate&annoyed him.
Initially he slapped th left side, den my bro said: Not balance la dey!
Adam slapped th right side. Haha!

Sam was th funniest.
My bro wanted to show everyone's his 6 pacs(?), so he pulled his shirt right up&sam snapped: Your 6 pacs(?) so small like mangosteen, no wonder you called justin(jus-TEEN).

Rozita cant stand my bro&she on her mp3 den shouted: Bless th person who invented MP3!
Haha!


Fun's over. Prelim's nearing.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm freaking myself out.

N's nearing tooo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm freaking myself out, again.


You saw th nuffnang ads on th left?
Th dark night. Look at tht trailer! Haha.
So cool, click on it!
Pictures! :D





He's called Wangzi(pui!). Report to police for smoking. Haha!
Blackmail blackmail! Wahahahaha.




Thr's rabbit! Under my block, near carpark. So cute isnt it?
I want rabbit mum! I wan rabbit dad! I want rabbit bro!




Check this out. Ahgua of th year.
Delicious boobs! Wahahaha.






Another Ahgua of th year. He's 1st runner up. LOL!
Kangqi, this is Eric.





After oral, i've got fun! :D





Th beauty&art of Mos burger milk tea.

Replies to tag;


Shiwei- Shutup la, i rock. And tht's it.
Dont lame. You'e not at my house. You're dreaming.

Isabella- Haha. Stupid lei, you remind me of th blue thing which is possessed. Haha!

Gq- Thank you so much for your encouraging words! :D

Kangqi- Call me nu wang la. Haha!

Kaiying- Forget it, dumb. :P

Kass- ??

Be nice to everyone!!!

Its less than 4hrs to my oral examinations! Send me luck&wishes everyone!
I'm going to school school school, everyone's at home home home. -.-

You have to be nice to everyone so they'll be nice to you.

&Thanks Chuhui! She's so sweeet. She text me ytd:
When's your oral? Tml right?
I replied: Mind your own business.
Chuhui: Just wanna tell you i want pass you poster.
Me: Ohh, okok. I was joking.
Chuhui: Goodluck for oral tml!
Me: Thanks alot! I need lotsa luck in fact!
Den she text me one full page of Good Lucks.

See how nice she is? Nice ppl rocks! :D


Anw, met up with Shiwei ytd with my dad(Yes, my dad talked to me.) to buy some sports accessories.
Th reason why Shiwei came along was because she knew what kind of shoes are for running, which my dad wanna buy.

So, stayed like 1hr in th mall before we went for supper. It was 12plus!
Went newton circle.
I saw a very very hot guy thr! Den i told Shiwei&we both stared at him. Haha!

Den when i turned to look again, he looked straight into my eyes!!!!!
Eye contact for 5secs!!!! LOL.


We ordered my Fav, Or Ah Jian!(i dont know what's tht called in English)
Den they ordered Satay, Stingray, veggie&sea snails.
Plus 4cups of sugarcane.

I let Shiwei try my sugarcane, cause i added lemon to it. Her face changed after tasting it&i was like:
You thot it tasted like Mama lemon right?
Mama lemon = dishwashing liquid

Den we broke into laughter, loudly.
But failed to catch tht hot guy's attention. D:

Two days of E learning at home, i've only done 2 assignments.
Maths somehow was acting cute so we could not even find th pathetic assignment.
Chinese LC was (^@!%&^#& !!!
Chem was more *&#!Chem was more *&#!Chem was more *&#!Chem was more *&#!$&)^@%*)&%#$@$(*# !!!
amp;)^@%*)&%#$@$(*# !!!
amp;)^@%*)&%#$@$(*# !!!

Argh, total waste of my precious time, beauty sleep!


&guys, help me click on my nuffnang ads on th top left ok?
Thanks, you rocks. :D


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Baby, lets put matters of heart aside&let me focus on my studies first.
You know i love you, you know you're amazing.
Let's give each other a break&sort things out when your mind is clear&when my exams are over.
If things cant work out, lets be friends, till th end.

Replies to tag;

GQ- Rmb what i said to you in tht message? Dont despair when everything go wrong. Remember thr's someone out thr willing to lend you her ears. :D

Kaiying- I removed links alr. Haha! But if you wan me to link you den leave your links behind.

Kass- Good. &i din go to bugis ytd, cause my mum din go for interview in th end. Haha!

Isabella- Ya la, your: AHA! So loud so funny so weird. Haha!
I'll surely beat you nxt time round! I'm a basketballer ok!

Shiwei- No, Mr khor sucks, i rocks. :D

psychophysiological

I'm having fun with English.
Pronouncing unknown words hasn't been a problem to me, until i found out I've been pronouncing them th wrong way.
Haha!

I've nvr know awry was supposed to be read as "A-rai"
Most funniest part; Cer-ti-fi-cate/Cer-fi-ti-cate
Okay, whatever.

I have less than 48hrs to my oral but i'm alr feeling th butterflies in my stomach!
I kept telling Ms Seah i'm afraid i'll crap to th examiner she assured me it'll turn out fine cause my craps can buy me some time.
Argh, she still said i'm good at craping anyway. -.-

Isabella Koh says: I hate dead blog! Everytime i press Elaine's link, WAH! Sian, she never update! Very Sian one lor.
Haha.

I'm updating now ok ok ok?! Haha. Eh, nxt time go arcade again, i'm gonna beat you in th shooting. Haha!

I've nvr been so tired all my life!
Revisions, revisions, revisions.
Den when Saturday came, it was not as fun as i anticipated. Cause thr was some things tht just went awry(new word new word!).

But friends forever, peace! LOL.
Because having a party is like, agony at times, but when its over&amnesia kicks in, you cant remember th pain. Only th good stuffs. Haha!

I dont know when's th nxt time i'm gonna update again, but i remember telling you guys i'll upload photos right?

There! :D

Double celebrations at Shiqi's on sat.
Forget all th unhappy things Kass, & HAPPY BIRHTDAY!



We almost tear down her house. Haha!
Eh, why isnt HE in th picture? ):



Outing with young kids.
(I love hanging out with them cause they makes me feel young)



Me&Isabella. Can you believe she still laugh so loudly?
In th public! Haha.




Meihoon&Isabella: Shifu~~~~
Elaine says: This is stupid.
But i got into th picture anyway.



See this aunty Jasmine!



Isabella was very very naughty. She kept throwing tissue bits at us while we were singing.
See the tissue? &her hand? I've got evidence.. Haha.





School never get bored with interesting classmates.




I'm a class council! Wahahahaha.

Replies to tag;

Rebecca- Forget it, i'll buy th sweets myself.

Kangqi- I dont care, you have to call me tht forever! I'm a class council ok!

Isabella- I'm starting to miss your laughter alr. Haha!

GQ- You said it ah, better do it. Haha!

Ade- I said i was sorry! Haha, my bro refuse to delete it lei, but i delete it alr.

Kass- Ya, i know. Th dispute is over, let's dont bring it up again. It'll cause more misery. Haha! It's supposed to be your happy day!

Shiwei- How dare you! I'm gonna give you 100demerit points. Internal suspension right away!
Haha!

Kaiying- Same to you. No way mannnnnnnn.

JunLe- You've to be thick skin to survive in this society. Haha! I'm a class council lor, i dont care whether you believe it or not, cause in conclusion, you HAVE to believe it! Wahahaha.

Yaying- Ya, too good to be true. What's your motive? Haha! Good luck to you too!
& why must i watch out for them?