Please pronounce it as YA-LOW.(I know i'm so act cute but this is my space, so whatever!)
HAHA.
I have a new best friend already.
Karen and Jordon, please go away. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm just kidding. You know both of you are extremely impt to me, i love you!! Heh.
Okay, Let me introduce, my new best friend are my pimples. WOW!
First it started off with 1, then 2, then 4, then 5!!!
5 freaking zits filled with pus. Zhijie was nice enough to squeeze them for me but they refused to go away.
I guess i'm too hot to resist! HAHAHA.
Okay, digress.
I am so disappointed. Bimbo has came back from her holiday with her boyfriend and all she got for me was a freaking gold colour bikini. I dont need a gold bikini you slut, i need FOOD. Get it?
Now, get your ass back to Japan and bring their cuttlefish back for me.
Heh.
I know i am so uncouth, so not Elaine's style right? *act shy
But this is how we converse and we really enjoy it. I'm a bitch, that's what Karen said. And i totally agree, cause she's a slut.
LOLOLOL.
So anyway.
My boyfriend and I are extremely cute. Okay, maybe its only me that's cute. HAHA!
I saved his contact as 'Sunshine'
"you are my Sunshine, my only sunshine,
you made me happy...."
So sweet of me right?
But that bastard saved my contact as 'Little devil'
So evil of him, i'm not a devil.
He should've saved something like 'Hot girlfriend' or 'Stunning babe'
HAHAHA!
But i changed it yesterday as 'Your girlfriend'
Its super funny! I tried calling him and the screen appears 'Calling...Your girlfriend'
So when there's a message, it'll be like 'One new message from: Your girlfriend'
HAHA!
Imagine he's busy and he place his phone near his friend and I beep him:
Him: Help me see who's calling.
Friend: Your girlfriend.
LOLOLOLOL!
I'm so gonna spend big bucks again.
Someone please remind me there is still recession and i need to cut down my shopping expenses.
Or please stab me at Topshop/F21/Guess/Zara counter if you see me purchasing their items.
I nidda get hold of myself.
I'm going to Thailand, soon. Either End of May or Mid-June.
Maybe a short getaway with Taiwan girl for a day or two.
Or maybe 3 -4 days with my dad.
The only confirmation is i'm going back to Thailand no matter what.
Even at risk of getting attacked by red shirt(slightly possible) or contracting swine flu(highly possible as if i'm travelling with Taiwan girl. Pss, she's a swine.)
Okey Dokey, need to complete my EL assignments.
Bye!
Replies to tags;Rebecca- HAHA. Others seems so fake. HAHA.The dolphins one are amazing. For 16 years of my life, my intellectual is actually low as not to know that dolphins comes out with tail first. HAHA!And whr did you get all these mails? They're interesting, i like! Give me more give me more!Reminds me of an ad lei,Give me one, give me one, give me one more! LOL.Guanquan- Yeah. HAHA. I'll link you up asap.Anyway, i can't remember i owe you 2k. I can only remember you owe me.WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Kass- Yeah, let's go OPT the SEALING. WOoHoOo.Isabella- Yes, aren't you having mid-year now and is supposed to be studying? Heh.Shiwei- HAHA. I didn't lor. I can't remember i used th com. HAHA!And for the record, i'd never missed you. HA.
You and your actions are starting to disgust me.
I think i'm somebody whom everyone can count on, except you.
Dont expect me to catch you when you fall 'cause you are not worth an ounce of my effort.
