Time check: 0425
The reason why i'm not asleep is because i dont wanna dream.
Stupid explanation which you guys wont believe, but at least it convinces me enough thus i'm still up.
So sick laaaaaaaaaa.
I finished reading twilight already.
But i lent Zhijie New moon, so i gotta wait for him to finish it.
HAHA. I just got started. A neighbour's alarm clock rang. No those digital, but high pitched type. It's quite rare to hear it now hor? Heh. So poor thing, having to rise when the sun havent rise yet.
Ok. Crap. I've been thinking from the age of maturity that it was stupid waiting for th sun to rise to actually start your day.
Like why can't we start our day when it's still dark out?
Imagine you're lying on your bed cause you can't get to sleep and you wanna do something like eating or shopping. But damn it la, you have to be stuck in your house till the sun rises to do what you want. WTF + FTW.
Anyway, look at this dumbass.
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
walao
ELAINE;
I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
what?
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
nth
ELAINE; I'm
gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
crazy or what.
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
crazy abt u
ELAINE; I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
wtf.
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
ftw
ELAINE; I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
huh?
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
fuck the wat la
ELAINE; I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
ohh. Haha, stupid.
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
u
ELAINE; I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
huh?
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
u = stupid ma
ELAINE; I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop it. says:
you la. dumb.
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm- says:
u la dumber
ELAINE; I'm gonna go beyond it since i can't stop
it. says:
you dumbest la! HAHA. Its the end. NO MORE! HAHA. OK. STOP.
END. HAHA. I WIN. LIKE TOTALLY. YOU LOST YOU THIS LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT. I AM TH
ULTIMATE WINNER. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jor('@')[58 target]??-Neo Visualizm-
says:
bye
Dumb anot you tell me. Loser.
I bet when he comes my blog he'll go totally insane and threaten not to cook me food again.
HAHA. I'm sorry la, loser. But this is such a awesome act of me winning, so i must show it to the world ma.
Thanks for entertaining me at a time like this laaaaa.
Time Check: 0452
Most prob not getting sleep till the sunrises cause Jordon gave me the idea of catching the sunrise.
Ok, i'll take that. But i dont know if i can see the sun from my house?
I'll try la, since i'm like so bored and no one can entertain me except this lousy piece of shit who just lost to me few minutes ago is cracking up jokes i dont understand.
Except this, i laughed like crazy.
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the
sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the
teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing
up there all by yourself."
And he showed me this, very nice:
God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work
untiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.
You will
eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The
donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only
20 years"
God granted his wish.
God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat
the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.You will be a dog. " The
dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. "
God granted his wish.
God created the monkey and said to him: "You
will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be
amusing and you will live 20 years. "
The monkey answered: "To live 20 years
is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
God
created man and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the
face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all
the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very
little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog
did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused."
God granted man's wish
..................................................
......................................
And since then, man lives 20
years as a man ,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and
carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he
lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given
to him,
so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a
monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing
tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life. Isn't it ????????????????
HAHA! Nice.
Time Check: 0505
Still quite sometime before sunrise.
What am i gonna doooooooooooo?
I'm so boredddddddddddd.
Jordon and his ideas again. He decided to cab down my place, so we'll go around pressing my neighbour's doorbell and run away.
I'll try that one if he really comes my house. HAHA.
Ok, he deluded me. Can someone throw shits at him?
Totally. Damn.
Not funny. Urgh.
Reminded me that i'm still mad at Zhijie.
I'm supposed to cool down after so many hours, but i guess i have to get some sleep, wake up and forget everything he did la.
Ok, i'll sleep after i managed to catch the sunrise.
I'll take nice pictures ok!
